Collection #2

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
You just don't fit in.

What do you give a paedophile who has everything?
A bigger parish!

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A Paedophile.

What's the two signs a Catholic Priest is a paedophile?
1) He's Catholic.
2) He's a Priest.

What do paedophiles pass round after dinner?
The under eights.

What's really the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Getting caught.

What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?
A freezer won't cry when you stick your meat in it...

Whats the best thing about sleeping with 24 year old?
There's 20 of them.

What's the best thing about rooting a 12 year old girl?
Turn her over, and you have a 12 year old boy.

Paedophile change: I'll swap you to fivers for a ten?

Two paedophiles are lying on the beach sunbathing, one rolls over an the other one says OI!!! get out of my sun!!

A priest, a paedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Having to go to bed so early!

Why is paedophilia so popular?
Because kids are so fucking sexy!

What's the worst part about fucking a five-year old?
Washing the blood out of your clown suit.

What is round and bobs up and down in a crib?
A pedophile's ass.

How can you make a baby cry?
Wipe your bloody cock with his favourite teddy-bear.

Whats the hardest thing about having sex with a virgin these days?
Getting them away from the preschool.

What's the best thing about fucking a 5 year old?
Feeling his pelvis crack.

What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?
Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.